most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
its-a me twerkio
haven’t dabbled recreationally into opiates in about a year *snaps for samin* but ohhh how necessary it is now for actual pain after getting my wisdom teeth removed. it’s a sweet reminiscence, like talking to an old flame of what could’ve been, but at the end of it all you have to remind each other of how temporary the situation really is. until that time comes though, i’m going to blissfully pop these little suckers until there is no feeling left in my face.